"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
I been a menace for the longest... but I ain't finished, I'm devoted...
"If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual."
"The woman has a lethal ego, she can make you feel that she hates you, while she’s madly in love with you."
"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who walk into a room and say ‘Here I am’ and those who walk into a room and say, ‘There you are."
"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling"
"I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty"
Was I, at all,
worth even a minute
of your time?
Because even now,
you’re still worth
all of mine."
"Before you can change the world around you, you must learn to change the worlds within you."